No More Phone Maze Rat Race

Bypass those pesky phone robots here.

Tank Limo

Dig this at Gizmodo.

Surf's Down

Lawnmower 'Bots

One model will handle 5 acres.

Incredible Posters

These from a collection of Polish, Czech and other designers for American movies. Really fine. (pointed from: boingboing)

Somewhere in Bucharest

Beast of Foto Burden

Just Ducky

Tired of MAC "Attitude"?

Everything is designed so sleek and shiny! Yes, the iMac comes in your choice of five yummy colors. Like lollipops. If you want your computer to be an object of art and are willing to pay extra just for that, be my guest. But don’t look down on the rest of us just because our first question when buying a new computer isn’t “Will this color go with my Malibu Barbie Playset?” Besides, I hang tinsel and lights and popcorn strings on my x86 every Christmas, and it looks just fine.
-Rea Maor

With more here, and PC owners get it too.

Make Your Own Light Cheese

Milk and lemon. Pretty easily done.

Karen Allen Back for Indie Flick

Above with Natalie Portman, next to whom she holds her own in beauty, because she looks alive and ready for anything.
What a beautiful woman. She returns to the silver screen.

Aquafina is Tap Water

Aaahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

Creative Watch

Sandwich Moodiness

The Kid is Good

Think of What it Means if Michael Vick is Guilty

Cavemen Still Coming to a Screen Near You

Nothing can stop these guys.
Below photo: He looks funny without his makeup, yes?

Google Maps at Ni' Nite

Keeoool.

ASCII Image Generator

Interesting but a verrry fussy generator, i.e., everything must be just so to get it to work. Yes, you can upload your own photos.

Flipped Off

.ǝɔıʌǝp sıɥʇ ɹǝʌo pǝddı1ɟ ı

A Better Mouse

For the ol' notebook via bluetooth, but for $79? Ow.

Puddy Predicts Passings

Twenty five in a row so far. The cat is clearly special.

8 Cylinder BBQ

Prior to the Arrival

Dwarf Entertainers Site

Who do you need right now?

Are You a Drivin' Nazi?

Tomorrow Was New Yesterday

This "futuristic" control panel was the command control center of, guess what, a hospital nursery ward. At least it was one of those visions of the future that caused everyone to yearn for a future free of manual labor. We assume no children were harmed during the filming of this old newsreel classic.
The site is great for old Ed O'Herlehy voice-overs, too.

Woofer

No Blonde Joke Here

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Release the Sidecar at Once!

The Forgotten Heroes of 9/11

Some of their stories here.

F Minus

Click to enlarge
This guy is good.

Make Your Own Cards

Then send them via email.
Design your own or use ready-mades here.

Walking Home

A Picture is Worth....

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.

He immediately mailed in his $40.