Monocycle

No room for a passenger...

B-Movie Victim Toys

Buy 'em here

Motivational Poster

Emo

Stuck

A New Record?

It's Clearly Magic

Amelie: De Pièces étranges

The Shadow Knows......

Famous Heads

Can You Count?

How many "F's" are in the below quote....
count em'!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

3?

Are you sure?

Count them again....


Now scroll down.

Nope! there are 6.... for some reason,
the f's in "of" are invisible, right?

Runaround

Park wherever you like, please.

Here, Swallow the Sun

One Small Step for Man, One Giant Step for Stick Man

Nightline

Taken from Columbia spacecraft. The edge of night: Africa and Europe.

Arrrrr!

Keelhaul me if it ain't Billy Bones...

Giant Catfish

Don't know where or when. Looks like China alright.

Yeti Footprint Photos for Sale

Photo from Walt Disney

The first photographic evidence that the yeti, or abominable snowman, might be more than a flight of Himalayan fancy has surfaced in public and is to be offered at auction later this month.

Four photographs of large paw prints in the snow beneath Mount Everest are to be sold at Christie's in London on September 26.

-The London Telegraph (Details here.)

Marry Our Daughter....For Money

What an extraordinary crock...if you go to the site, there is one perfectly ordinary but self-centered little princess for only $79,000. Brave new world.

Levitating Bulb

This is not a photoshopped image. The original levitating bulb lights with no-wires transmission of electricity, according to this article.

New Chilling Cokes

Drinks giant Coca-Cola has invented a bottle that chills on the inside when the top is twisted off.

Insiders have hinted that the technology will feature in a new drink called Sprite Super Chilled, which could reach the UK by next year.

The bottles do away with the need to add ice, which dilutes the liquid - but they must be put in a special vending machine to regulate temperature.

Bosses at the US firm hope to cash in on the "super chilled" drinks trend.

Coke and Diet Coke could be packaged in the new bottles if they prove to be successful.

Above from Mirror.CO.UK.

Questions For Our Time

# Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
# Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?
# What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
# Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
# Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
# Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
# What do you call a female daddy long legs?
# If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
# Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
# If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
# In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
# Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
# Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
# If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
# Why are SOFTballs hard?
# Do vampires get AIDS?
# Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
# Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
# Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
# If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
# Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Lil' Peeps

More here.

Big Water Hazard

Shmoo Are You?

Looks like an evil, rogue shmoo!
Click on right photo for full scary effect.

Car Car

Cornered

Cuban Carney

Communism brings so many good things.

Back Around

Cowpoke Truck

Scary Relationship

Motorcycle Sounds

Wall in Seattle

What's With All The Weird Bikes?

Does it have to do with the gas situation?

Miss Iraq

Miss Iraq, from the Miss Arab contest. How come they don't get into the Miss World thing? Not allowed to wear stuff?

Si Bender Fuera Humano

Dig Bender becoming a human...in Spanish, yet! Wait...the voices are good.

Isn't Driving Around Fun?

Ant City: Part II

Which Way Did He Go?

Who Wants Salad?

2X Austin

Dogfish?

Kiddos

Future Shopping in 1999

From 1967: They come pretty close to online buying concepts, but their email depends on character recognition technology. Good hit on the "home computer" concept.

Ant City

You get a giant magnifying glass to burn up stuff by concentrating the sun's rays.

Wooden Bike

Out, House

From Penny postcards.com

Cancer Cure At Last?

Self Portrait

Drag Scoot

Neverwas Haul at Burning Man

This is what would have resulted had the Victorian era produced an RV. Some information and a link to Flikr photos here.

Mag Lev Train?

Hold on to your hat, Lionel.

Smile

Prepare for Takeoff

Prepare for Landing

Sure hope you're not dumb enough to be wearing a cloth helmet, since style will not help you on impact.

Flatfoots

Kiss Me, You Fool

Looking Down on Atlantis Takeoff

The Best Ever

The best I've ever seen...

Buttery Soup

Superman sculpted in butter, Iowa State Fair

Nissan Ad Photo

Rover, Where You Been?

Tracks of the Mars Rover at the edge of a biiig crater.