Questions For Our Time

# Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
# Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?
# What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
# Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
# Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
# Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
# What do you call a female daddy long legs?
# If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
# Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
# If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
# In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
# Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
# Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
# If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
# Why are SOFTballs hard?
# Do vampires get AIDS?
# Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
# Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
# Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
# If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
# Is French kissing in France just called kissing?